Monday, December 12, 2005

"Lets talk about sex baby"

Today I start teaching Sex Ed in my freshman health classes....stay tuned for some good stories....

18 Comments:

At 3:03 PM , Blogger stuffle said...

Good luck with that...

I remeber one thing from the sex ed portion of freshman health (way back in '82 or so). We had a box to put question in and the teacher said she would pull them out, read them, and answer them. That way, they could be done anonymounsly.

Of course, when they day for answering came, someone had put in the standard "would you like to give me head in the parking lot" question (or something similar, though probably more vulgar). And, of course, she has probably seen that one every year. She just took it out, read it, and without missing a beat, just said "Nope", and moved on to the next one...

Don't remember much else from the class, but I do remember that... :)

 
At 4:26 PM , Blogger Tori said...

I get questions like that all the time when I do that same activity. I've gotten:

"What is your cup size?"

"are you sexually active?"

"how old were you when you lost your virginity?"

"do you like giving oral sex?"

"have you had anal sex?"

I warn the kids ahead of time that I won't answer questions I wouldn't ask them. So when I pull out one of the inappropriate questions, I don't even dignify it with a response b/c its some idiot trying to make the class laugh.

 
At 4:27 PM , Blogger beakerkin said...

What a terrible assignment .

It beats reading petitions all day.

 
At 4:40 PM , Blogger supplymadam said...

I give you credit. Definatley the kids are more bold today than years ago,so you must get more explicit questions or statements.

 
At 4:50 PM , Blogger Eddie said...

My Freshman health class consisted of, I can't really remember. I recall that they did teach abstinence in my public high school, though. I think they also taught about STD's. I remember the pictures of chewing tobacco mouths the most vividly from that class.

 
At 5:58 PM , Blogger Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...

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Lordy... I can't wait for some TTTales about that !!! GOOD LUCK!!!

 
At 6:46 PM , Blogger crossingguard69 said...

teacher tori, is it normal to have an 11 and a half inch penis...i feel like the others might not accept me because I am different...what are your thoughts....

-anonymous

 
At 8:10 PM , Blogger Tori said...

i do stress abstinence above all else but I already KNOW some of my students are having sex and even a couple are knocked up and a couple guys have knocked up their girlfriends.

Being a good republican, I always respect the wishes of a concerned parent. Mostly, they're just relieved they don't have to give their kids "the talk".....but I tell them they should still talk to their kids about it.

I tell them a good way is this week to ask them "so, what did you talk about in your health class?" And then see if you can work your way from there.

It also helps that I'm 26yr old chick and not some 50 year old gym teacher football coach like the one I had.....great guy but I didn't feel comfortable asking questions.

 
At 8:12 PM , Blogger Tori said...

also....if you would like me to email you the power point I use......if you are a parent and would like to know about STDs and Birth Control, just let me know and I can get that to you.

 
At 8:25 PM , Blogger crossingguard69 said...

I think i have HPV

 
At 8:27 PM , Blogger Tori said...

quit joking about shit like that. Keep it up and I'll post pictures of it!

 
At 8:37 PM , Blogger crossingguard69 said...

i hate my life

 
At 10:26 PM , Blogger Tori said...

wow, life with a 11 and a half inch penis must be rough

 
At 11:12 PM , Blogger crossingguard69 said...

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At 8:07 AM , Blogger anana5 said...

ahhh remember the days of health class with TL, GG and CS! It's probably a good thing CW didn't teach it!

 
At 12:06 PM , Blogger Tori said...

yeah, but you would've gotten a 110% hee hee

 
At 9:31 PM , Blogger anana5 said...

i already got 110% !!! oops! :)

 
At 12:48 PM , Blogger pappy said...

So is your classroom full yet?

 

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