Students say the darnest things

Interesting things I've heard my freshman students say today:

"Hey, Sarah, we have 3 holes down there!!!"

"Teacher.....aren't bacterias and viruses the same thing?"

"Who's the bad guy in Star Wars? Dark Vader?"

"Thats not fair teacher, just because I forgot to do the homework, doesn't mean I should get a zero. We all make mistakes."

"Hey Caitlin, do you have herpes?" (who would ask that to someone?)

"Whats with all the different color hair in here today? You have maroon, you have gray, and you have a blue mohawk.....was there a paint fight I missed?" (that was me)

"I have a good idea for a gay porn...."Gayzed and Confused"

FOR SOME REASON, THE THINGS COMING OUT OF MY STUDENTS MOUTHS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!

More to come.........................