Lost in the Semi-Finals

Well, this "Marine" wasn't intimidating enough to take the "Puck-Off" crown this year. I creamed my first opponent 7-3, then lost to the eventual champion 7-5. I put up a valiant effort but early in the game he hit the puck so hard it flew off the table and right into my index finger. Now its swollen and black and blue. But being the military woman I was last night, I shook it off and continued playing. He was wearing a mullet so I couldn't help but laugh throughout the game. Oh well.

There was a contest in Chicago for the most offensive halloween costume. These are ones I've heard of so far this year that made me go "OMG!":

-Terri Schiavo
-a Rapist (t-shirt with Rapist written on it and scratch marks all over)
-Hurricane Katrina
-Katrina evacuees and looters (painted themselves black, wet, carrying bags with TV's in them)
-twin towers with a plane crashing into it
-beheaded soldier being accompanied by people dressed up as Al Queda
-bird flu

Has anyone else heard of anything more offensive than these? Like I said before, I am dressing up as a Marine, to show my love for them :)