Friday, December 16, 2005

What my students taught ME in Sex Ed

I let my students ask anonymous questions and I got a few that I didn't even know:

"What is a nugget porn?" (its apparently a porno involving midgets without limbs)

"If you skeet in someones eye, will they go blind?" (I didn't know skeet was a word for that)

"Is it possible for a guy to urinate during sex? Can a guy urinate if he has an erection?" (I didn't know so I asked some guy friends.....they said you can't if its a "raging one" but if its kinda floppy, you can. Agree?)

Then I got these classic questions:

-"Can you get pregnant from oral sex?"
-"Can a hermaphrodite have sex with themselves?"
-"Why is it so important to wait until marriage to have sex?"
-"If you shave yourself, can you still get pubic lice?"
-"How fast does sperm travel?" (a man ejaculates at approx. 35 mph!)
---follow up to that "then why doesn't the girl get knocked across the room?"

Ahhhhh, gotta love my students.

7 Comments:

At 11:50 AM , Blogger Gyrobo said...

Flame on!

 
At 12:18 PM , Blogger Tori said...

heee heee heeee fire

 
At 12:19 PM , Blogger Tori said...

i saw the pic you drew of crossingguard69, its a spitting image!

 
At 2:41 PM , Blogger supplymadam said...

When I was in High School Health class the funniest thing I remember is we were talking about gonads and when the teacher asked where they were this guy yelled out "Between your Legs"
That's the kind of thing we would laugh at then.

 
At 5:11 PM , Blogger stuffle said...

On the third question, sounds right...

 
At 5:00 PM , Blogger fetching jen said...

How do you keep a straight face?

 
At 11:58 PM , Blogger Tori said...

i have no idea how...i'm good :)

 

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