What my students taught ME in Sex Ed

I let my students ask anonymous questions and I got a few that I didn't even know:

"What is a nugget porn?" (its apparently a porno involving midgets without limbs)

"If you skeet in someones eye, will they go blind?" (I didn't know skeet was a word for that)

"Is it possible for a guy to urinate during sex? Can a guy urinate if he has an erection?" (I didn't know so I asked some guy friends.....they said you can't if its a "raging one" but if its kinda floppy, you can. Agree?)

Then I got these classic questions:

-"Can you get pregnant from oral sex?"
-"Can a hermaphrodite have sex with themselves?"
-"Why is it so important to wait until marriage to have sex?"
-"If you shave yourself, can you still get pubic lice?"
-"How fast does sperm travel?" (a man ejaculates at approx. 35 mph!)
---follow up to that "then why doesn't the girl get knocked across the room?"

Ahhhhh, gotta love my students.