Would you rather Part 2
Would you rather......
#1 have sex with Bert OR Ernie?
#2 have a website broadcast of all your showers OR all of your bowel movements?
#3 have the power of invincibility OR the power to produce sparks from your fingertips?
#4 every time you entered a room, Darth Vader's theme song played from your crotch OR have genitals that glow like E.T.'s heart whenever you are attracted to someone?
posted by Teacher Tori @ 12:03 PM
9 Comments
9 Comments:
#1 - both at the same time, with hot oil... If that is not an option, then Bert.
#2 - showers. Hey, if someone wants to watch a middle aged fat guy take a show, more power to them...
#3 - invincibility, unless it is the black knignt in "The Holy Grail" sort of invicibility...
#4 - glowing genitalia would rule!
i'd rather have Darth Vader's music playing when i walk into a room. its so badass
I'll have you know that I have Darth Vaders' sword next to my living room couch and I have this stupid little thing that makes his breathing noises that I live to scare the cats with.
Yes, I'm a geek. Sue me. :)
awww, full-auto, too bad you have cats, we can never be.....i'm allergic!
There's always something standing in the way of true love...
If you go on a date with me, I'll shoot the cats just for you. :)
now THAT is the funniest thing I've heard all day!
1. what no big bird?
2. shower untill there is smellavision
3. invincibility I can already to the spark thing
4. dosn't everyones genitalia glow?
maybe if you live too close to a power plant!
no, but i've wanted to!
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