Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Girls....

I was just at my friend's house and I asked one of the girls if I could take off the wrapping of her August Glamour and take a look at it (b/c some people are weird about that) and she said "No, you can't. It's something I like to do when I lay out."

I'M NOT GOING TO UNWRAP IT AND SHIT ALL OVER IT!!!! I just wanted to flip through it for a few minutes to kill time before we left, that's all. I wouldn't have marked it all up and taken the quizzes like "Am I a party animal?" or "Am I cute or sexy?". At first I thought she was kidding but she was totally serious....so I just tossed the magazine at her and took a nappiepoo. Women. She is probably that girl who wouldn't let you borrow something that she herself hasn't worn yet. Who cares, life is too short to be anal like that. Guys, be glad you're guys.

12 Comments:

At 12:36 PM , Blogger Eddie said...

I agree that women are very anal about everything. However, I must admit that if I haven't read a magazine yet at my crib, I tend not to wish others to read it before I do. My thought process is kind of like, I paid for it, so if I don't get to enjoy it first, then what's the point of paying for it.

Stupid and selfish, I know. After I read it, though, I could give two sh1ts.

 
At 7:23 PM , Blogger William said...

It's not only women. I had a roommate like that in college. He used to buy a lot of movies and if anyone took a wrapper off a dvd, then he'd whine that he didn't get to open it. And this wasn't some wussy little guy, but one of the best athletes on the baseball team...but very, very anal and bitchy.

 
At 10:34 PM , Blogger Ranting Republican said...

I only get like that about new clothes (because I'd like to wear them once or twice before a friend borrows and ruins it - which is inevitable), and the newspaper. Magazines I don't care about - but don't mess with my WSJ.

 
At 11:04 AM , Blogger stuffle said...

As the father of a 16 year old daughter, I live every day thankful that I am a guy...

Now, as for the whole "borrowing cloths" thing, if a guy actually asked to borrow some of my clothes for any reason other than his just caught fire and he needs to wear something, I think I would simply punch him and tell him to get the hell out of my house. Borrowing some dudes clothes for any other reason is, after all, and amazingly GAY thing to do...

 
At 2:26 PM , Blogger William said...

Hahaha, stuffle that is the funniest thing I've heard all day and pretty damn true. I can't imagine one of my buddies saying, hey Will can I borrow your pair of lucky jeans they make my legs look good. Ew. Gay.

 
At 8:50 AM , Blogger Eddie said...

Are you ever going to post again? This one is growing mold.

 
At 3:16 PM , Blogger stuffle said...

Yeah. I'd say I hear nothing but crickets, but I think even they all died...

 
At 3:25 PM , Blogger Tori said...

sorry guys. I'm going tp post one on the Gay Games in the next couple days but I'm down amongst the cornfields at my boyfriend's family reunion.

 
At 1:19 PM , Blogger pappy said...

Its a good thing the corn has ears and not eyes.

 
At 7:30 PM , Blogger Full-Auto said...

He's a hillbilly?!?!?! J/K, have a safe trip so we can read that Gay Games commentary. :)

 
At 7:56 PM , Blogger dons_mind said...

this is just the funniest thing - I just can't get that something like that would even be an issue...reckon i am old...!! lol hell i'd happily give anyone all my mail! go for it - - you open it, you pay it!...

 
At 4:29 PM , Blogger Eddie said...

Is this a test to see if no one will read your blog ever again, or did your boyfriend dump you and you don't feel like writing?

 

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