Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Mr. President, I'm heading to Mexico

I thought this was absolutely hilarious!!!

Dear President Bush:
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:


1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
Sincerely,
David M. Bresnahan (www.newswithviews.com)

4 Comments:

At 1:01 PM , Blogger supplymadam said...

P.S.-And while you're at it we have about another 10 million people who would like to join me.

 
At 6:46 PM , Blogger Ranting Republican said...

Can you take the libs with you? That would really make my life easier and more enjoyable.

 
At 3:18 AM , Blogger Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...

05 06 06

hahahahahahaha That is a classic note TT! I am sure you probably saw Michelle Malkin's research on how difficult it is to immigrate and legally work in Mexico. I just got back from there a coupla weeks ago and the only love shown to any American is love of the pocketbook and the American Dollars you have to pay because even they don't accept Pesos. Geesh!

 
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