Faster than a speeding...umm...car

So my beloved and I were taking a walk around the block to get some air.....my nose is stuffy and I couldnt sit still and focus on our Ultimate Fighting show. Anythewho, there was one of those Police Radar signs that tells you how fast you are driving was on the side of our street. I thought to myself "I wonder if it would pick up me on it's radar". So, being my quirky and stuffy nosed self, I took off running in my white tank top, pj shorts and Ugg pink slip ons as fast as I could. Yeah, I'm fast, it clocked me at 27mph. Thats right, 27mph baby! My better half witnessed it but refuses to recognize the skills. That's right, Teacher Tori has Skillz That Killz (to quote the movie Dodgeball). Time to go drug myself with Nyquil PM.