Thursday, December 22, 2005

A Commie's Christmas email to me

So I get this email from a fellow teacher (notice the quote he uses at the end of his emails):

For My REPUBLICAN Friends:

> "Please accept with no obligation, implied or
> implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally
> conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
> non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
> winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most
> enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
> your choice, or secular practices of your choice,
> with respect for the religious/secular persuasion
> and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
> practice religious or secular traditions at all. We
> also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
> fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition
> of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year
> 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars
> of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
> society have helped make America great. Not to imply
> that America is necessarily greater than any other
> country nor the only America in the Western
> Hemisphere. And without re gard to the race, creed,
> color, age, physical ability, religious faith or
> sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these
> greetings you are accepting these terms. This
> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
> It is freely transferable with no alteration to the
> original greeting. It implies no promise by the
> wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
> herself or himself or others, and is void where
> prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole
> discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
> perform as expected within the usual application of
> good tidings for a period of one year or until the
> issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
> comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
> of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
> discretion of the wisher."

For: My DEMOCRATIC Friends:
>Here's wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

"There was no reason for America to go to war when we did, the way we did, and for the false reasons we were given," said Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.)


At 8:42 AM , Blogger beakerkin said...

Oh brother

Try and use the Zinn model of history on Communism itself and watch the commies squirm.

At 1:32 PM , Blogger anana5 said...

I got that email, too?!?! Ha ha! I wonder what you could have gotten it from! :)

At 4:20 PM , Blogger sandy said...

I noticed this little clause in the "commies" greetings:

(By accepting these
> greetings you are accepting these terms.)

I can only hope you tore up his /her card and threw it in the trash where it belongs.

At 7:30 PM , Blogger Tori said...

actually, I emailed him back the email from "Thank a soldier week"!!!! Think he'll get the message?

At 11:14 PM , Blogger sandy said...

I overlooked the "e-mail" part. You did good by sending the "Thank a Soldier Week".


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