Tuesday, October 18, 2005

libs in traffic

I was driving to school this morning and this nasty, old, rusted up minivan was in front of me with 2 disturbing things on the back of his car:

1. a black ribbon magnet that says in creepy letters "BRING THEM HOME"

2. a bumper sticker that said "ABORT "W" IN THE FIRST TERM"

What's the matter with these people? I immediately changed lanes and got the hell away from that van. Knowing my luck, it would've hit me and either raced off or had no insurance.

Oh and by the way libs....if you have anti-bush, re-elect Gore, or Kerry/Edwards stickers on your car and I see you in traffic, I won't let you in. Take off your freaking stickers....the election is done, get over it. And enjoy sitting in traffic :)

32 Comments:

At 1:50 PM , Blogger Katy Grimes said...

Isn't it funny how these gross libs who claim to be granola crunchers and tree huggers always have burning oil spewing from their tailpipes?

Forget about second hand smoke. What about the crap we breathe on the roads everyday because of stinky and dirty libs?

 
At 2:04 PM , Blogger NewsGnome said...

Dare I say "yea verily" and dittos...of course when those types see my bumper stickers, I get their finger signals indicating their IQ...NG

 
At 2:43 PM , Blogger stuffle said...

Pretty typical of the "tollerant left".

My wife and I went to see Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan play in Madison shortly before the elections. There were people selling campaign buttons there, and about 90% were anti-Bush, as opposed to pro-Kerry. IOW, rather than support their own candidate, they would rather just spew vitriol at the opponent.

 
At 10:06 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The election is over, yes it is. So why are there so many people with "W 04" stickers? Don't they know the election's over?

You are a complete idiot if you think the way a person drives has anything to do with their politics.

And nothing is creepier than those black "W: The President" stickers.

THAT is scary imagery.

 
At 10:12 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd just like to echo the sentiments of the watchful one. I like people to know I didn't help create the mess we're in. That may seem childish, but hey it happens on both sides, don't tell me it doesn't. BTW for those of you who are confused about what defines a liberal... I shower every morning.

 
At 10:17 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see why our country is in such bad shape when the most poignant remark you can think of to bash those whom are ideologically opposed to you is a variation of the third grade insult, "EWW! You're gross!"

But don't mind me. Please continue your knuckle dragging.

 
At 10:55 AM , Blogger Unknown said...

Actually, I do think that the way I person drives directly correlates with their political affiliation...Up until last November, I had never been in an accident. Then in the last year, I've been hit 5 times (4 rear ends and 1 sideswipe - none of which were my fault) and 3 of the 5 had Kerry/Edwards stickers. And the one who sideswiped me took off on me which I'm guessing means he didn't have insurance...

 
At 11:24 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, proudly display that "W"astika instead you warmongering jagoffs. Can I let you Bush/Cheney people on a little inside joke? The whole world looks at your cars and they LAUGH their ever-loving asses off. It's hilarious that you idiots actually think the world is a better place because you voted for that dumbass and his warwhore puppetmaster. Keep telling yourself you made a great decision. Keep telling yourself that you AREN'T dragging the whole world in the rocket to hell you sent it on. Cripple generations with a mountain of debt and war. Way to go. Way to leave your faith to a bunch of f-ing criminals. I'll give you five minutes to fret and fume at your screen now. Idiots.

 
At 11:33 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU'RE STILL BLAMING CLINTON!!! BWAAAHAHAHAH! Oh that's rich. Out of office for going on SIX years and everything's STILL his fault. You're shtick is more tired than any MacLean Stephenson sitcom ever made. The debt is at 8 trillion, tards. I doubt that was Clinton's fault, as he had this thing called a "surplus" during his term, which Lancelot Link quickly squandered!

 
At 11:59 AM , Blogger Teacher Tori said...

hey anonymous, get a name.

 
At 1:24 PM , Blogger stuffle said...

Can I count on you for paying for my share of the 55% of the budget that goes to communist entitlement programs that encourage slothful and lazy liberals?

Exactly what I was thinking.

The problem with these programs is that once they are started (usually by bleeding hearts on the left), they are next to impossible to purge out of the system...

 
At 1:27 PM , Blogger stuffle said...

So why are there so many people with "W 04" stickers

Because we are happy that the good guys won once again...

 
At 1:50 PM , Blogger stuffle said...

There are three basic types of Republicans: the ignorant, the stupid and the evil. No exceptions.

Wow, TT, you get some real out in left-field nut-bags here, don't you?

 
At 2:45 PM , Blogger Teacher Tori said...

I SERIOUSLY try and see the liberal views of things and I CAN'T. Its so irrational and absurd to me that it makes me want to kill puppies.

 
At 3:06 PM , Blogger stuffle said...

Hmmm.... camielmom sounds just like the virtual autorantic moonbat. Pretty pathetic, really....

 
At 4:01 PM , Blogger stuffle said...

Why don't you people grow up and start thinking for yourselves?

Did that a long time ago. It is part of the reason I became conservative.

BTW - I primarily do get my news off the web. Primarily BBC and NYT for news, and various conservative sites for opinion.

I stay away from the wacko lefty propaganda sites (like moveon.org and that ilk). No point reading whacked out lies.

 
At 6:25 PM , Blogger B said...

"I stay away from the wacko lefty propaganda sites (like moveon.org and that ilk). No point reading whacked out lies."

Oh, do tell. What "lies" can you find at moveon.org? This should be good.

 
At 7:43 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

Where the hell did all these liberal-hippie-douches come from?

 
At 8:46 PM , Blogger stuffle said...

I don't know, but it is amazing how similar they all sound...

 
At 9:55 PM , Blogger sandy said...

I read all the comments and things were going along without a lot of really offensive language AND then anonymous jumped in here with a lot of name calling. It seemed to go downhill after that.

But, at least everyone except anonymous had the courage to use their name.

I have noticed myself that the more liberal type bumper stickers I see on a vehicle, the more decrepit it seems. Oh well, that's probably just a coinsidense.

 
At 10:30 PM , Blogger Teacher Tori said...

I no longer allow spineless jellyfish on my blog so you cannot post anonymously.

I have a feeling that TWO or some other pinko commie bastard sent out an email or something to all their jobless friends to come here and kill some time in their long pathetic day

 
At 10:34 PM , Blogger Teacher Tori said...

I'll have you know I'm an extremely good teacher. I do not teach economics, history or government.

I teach your children good nutrition, how to deal with stress effectively, the dangers of alcohol and tobacco use, how to properly exercise, how to avoid getting herpes, and the finer points of parallel parking.

I happen to ween from the right when it comes to teaching health. I don't believe in "abstinence only" programs and teach my students everything they will ever need to know.

So don't give me that bullshit about being a bad teacher. Sure I'm republican but keep politics out of my classroom. Your kids would be lucky to have teacher like me who cares and respects them.

Its the ignorant douchbag parents like you that piss me off.

 
At 8:00 AM , Blogger stuffle said...

Sure I'm republican but keep politics out of my classroom.

Which is far more than can be said for some teachers on the other side.

My daughter is a sophomore in high school, and her government teacher never misses a chance to bitch about conservatives. She has also had teachers who try and fill the kids heads with WEAC propaganda or other such BS that does not belong in the classroom.

 
At 6:39 PM , Blogger sandy said...

Me thinks (bad grammar I know) justsexy, cameilmom and anonymous are all the same person.

You cant find justsexy's blog and cameilmom has nothing on her blog.

They must be the ones that TWO sent the emails to.

 
At 8:14 PM , Blogger B said...

"Silly little man" is "eletist" name calling? "Piffling little man", now THAT'S "eletist" name calling.

I'm always so amused when righties break out the "MICHAEL MOORE IS FAT" defense. Desperation at its finest.

 
At 9:23 PM , Blogger sandy said...

Are you Eddie's girl? I'm so jealous I could just SPIT! (LOL)

The above was taken from justsexy's comment.

Isn't it just like a liberal to take one word (sandy) and assume they know everything about that person or topic?

It would be impossible to be eddie's girl. I believe he stated he is heterosexual and I am proud to be a heterosexual married man with four children and several grandchildren.

cameilmom, I do get out quite often. I listen to various talk shows with diverse opinions and I make up my mind because of what I read or hear and not because I blindly follow some ideology, whether it be conservative or liberal.

You might notice also that I don't resort to calling others idots,little man, dueche bags, etc.

And I know I probably mis-spell a lot of words. I also don't get hung up on someones spelling or grammar.

If you can get your ideas across with bad spelling and bad grammar then that's ok with me.

I noticed someone jumped tori's case about the word "ween". I believe she meant "lean" and continued reading what she had to say.

 
At 10:17 PM , Blogger Rivka said...

These comments are hilarious! Teacher Tori, i love your sense of humor. Man, these libs who have posted comments on this site sure are mean, intolerant and vicious. Wow, far from the: peaceloving, anti-war, don't spank your child, treat animals with more respect than people- type.

I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU AS MY BOYS' TEACHER!!!!!!!!!!! Not some tree hugging liberal who wants to indoctrinate a bunch of social crap in my children's heads. That is why i homeschool.. thanks to the liberal agenda out there.
Case in point: 'the coming out events' they have in schools.. "Rainbow clubs" etc.. It is sick.. sorry.
School is not a place for socializing, it is supposed to be for academics.
Get this: There is a school in my district who has a trained dog for the kids. One might think it was for play or something.. The dog is there for kids to read to because DOG'S AREN'T JUDGMENTAL!!!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT LIBERAL CRAP??
They are doing stupid stuff like this in a lot of schools.
OOOOHHH, don't hurt the kids feelings... (Outcome based education!!)..
SO>>> whoever that liberal blogger was who wouldn't have Teacher Tori be their teacher, then so be it..
Let some liberal wacko teach your kids how to become Losers.

 
At 12:49 PM , Blogger sandy said...

eddie, she probably has tried masturbation. I bet her vibrator has knocked her front teeth out.

Now, justsexy, it's called humour as you stated. And I had a job, but managed to keep it long enough to get a decent retirement.

If the libs get in office again, I'll be glad I have it since they will continue to steal SS dollars for pork barrel. (more humour)

 
At 10:14 PM , Blogger sandy said...

Well, at least we know your hairy knuckles don't interfere with your typing. But your prominate brows seem to limit your thinking.

I bet you get a lot of help from the "Democrat Underground". In fact you all must be one person or only one is telling you what to type.

 
At 11:01 PM , Blogger sandy said...

Don't you have a meal ticket to cater to? Nothing more pathetic than another lazy, strident feminazi.

That paragraph by justsexy proves true what I said about liberals not being able to get past their own pre-conceived ideas. She obviously did not read my comment in it's intirety.
But, maybe I judge to hastily here. She may have read it but just can't comprehend the fact that a man can have Sandy as a name.

And if I thought she had a mommy or daddy, I could say nasty things about them.
Naw, I wont stupe that low.

 
At 12:05 PM , Blogger sandy said...

Thanks ever so much for the spelling corrections. You missed the very one I hoped you would latch on to.

As I stated in another comment, I don't get hung up on spelling errors or grammatical mistakes. I leave that for the narrow minded. You seem to fit into that category.

Is it true that you picked the name justsexy because you are really 5'2", weigh 300lbs and never shave your underarms or legs? You don't shave your knuckles either do you?

Ples fil fre to curect my spelin.

 
At 10:28 AM , Blogger Teacher Tori said...

it all comes back to personal attacks with the libs

 

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