Thursday, December 29, 2005

Sacrifices for our country

So Ranting Republican and I are putting care packages together for the troops and took a trip up north to an adult video store. No military porn, sorry to say....but we did get 3 DVD's and some magazines for the troops. We went incognito....I was in a Marines Sweatshirt and a cowboy hat and she wore huge movie star sunglasses. I giggled a lot...suprising for a health teacher, I know!
In the back of the store there were these rooms where people could view movies and um, well, take care of business......we could hear all the movies, complete with moaning and screaming...it was like surround sound in there! Then we'd see a guy walk out and leave, it was hilarious. One dude was like 80, I swear.

I never realized how expensive and adult movie is...DVDs ranging from $25-$75. The real expensive ones were even interactive. Fascinating. I had some friends over and we previewed the movies......my sister picked out a funny one, I picked out a horrible amateur one, and the other I picked up was totally hardcore, I had no idea! Instead of turning us all on, we don't want to see a breast or penis for a while!!! 3 or 4 hours of watching that stuff will do that to you! I'm sure we'll all be back to our normal selves tomorrow though.

What sacrifices we'll do to keep the Marines morale high in Iraq, I tell ya!

2 Comments:

At 6:43 PM , Blogger stuffle said...

"I was buying pornography..."

-- Homer Simpson

 
At 12:50 AM , Blogger Tori said...

"I am smart, S-M-R-T....um S-M-A-R-T"

-Homer J. Simpson

 

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