A Turtlenapping!!!
My friend who teaches Biology had her class pet stolen this week!! He's an adorable turtle and he's been turtlenapped. It was given to her by a child from the church she attends. She's very angry and the school deans are on the case. Tonight about 20 of us teachers were out to dinner for a friend's birthday and one of the specials was "turtle soup".....she got this perturbed look on her face and we all laughed. We also had these visions of ransom pictures with people wearing black face masks, guns blazing reading a message with the turtle on the table all "Taliban Style." How horrible we are....
If you're out there, have a heart and bring her beloved pet back home!!!
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I am out here, but my heart is missing. Can somebody help me find it?
The children need some discipline so they will stop stealing stuff. Someone needs to start a movement to bring the paddle back in the classroom. It's all for the benefit of the children.
Wasn't Shredder the bad guy from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who likes to dine on turtle soup? Maybe Shredder turtlenapped him!
It wasn't Shredder, it was the children.
no, it was shredder
the children
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